eridantherudefish:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

its a metaphor you see

chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

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rnessage:

getoffmybloghoe:

rnessage:

ICED TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND

LIFE GUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN

towels imported form turkey 

and turkey imported from maine

wheres your passion

trenzallorer:

BASIC:

Name: angela

Nickname(s): bau
Age:20

LIKES / DISLIKES:

Favourite Colour(s): black and green

Least Favourite Colour: pink

Favourite Food: whatever i feel like cooking
Least Favourite Food: salad
Favourite Band/Artist: way too many 
Least Favourite Band/Artist: justin bieber or some dum regeton group
Favourite Type of Movie: comedy.
Least Favourite Type of Movie: not type of movie. more like i hate amelie and that kind of story that has no substance, thats the movie i hate. 

One thing you can’t get enough of: boys
One thing you hate more than anything: not being able to draw something as i tought

LOVE LIFE:

Are you single?  yes
Do you have a crush on anyone right now? idk kind of? 
Do you flirt a lot? ye
Do you believe in love at first sight? nope
Do you fall in love fast? yes
Do you ever make the first move? sometimes
Do you want to get married? ye

ARE YOU…

A daydreamer? yes
Talkative? yes
Energetic? yes
Happy? yes
Trustworthy? yes
Confident? no
Friendly? yes
Sarcastic? yes
Dependable? yes
Adaptable? yes
Emotionally strong? maybe

Religious? meh

Indecisive? yes

Outgoing? i try to
Nosy? i dont think so

Lazy? yes
Artistic? fuck yes 
Thoughtful? yes
Considerate? yes
Romantic? yes
Obsessive? yes
Sincere? yes
Tolerant? no way